There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take 2
good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE). The quickest acting WINE
type is called Swift-Hitting-Infiltrator-Remover-All-Zones (SHIRAZ) but
this is only available for those who can afford it, the next best
equivalent is Cheapest-Available-System-Killer (CASK). Take the
antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
Update 02-06-05: After extensive testing it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but
may require a more generous application .
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